Let K be a non-trivially valued complete non-Archimedean field. Given an
algebraic group over K such that every regular function is constant, every
rigid-analytic function on it is shown to be constant. In particular, an
algebraic group whose analytification is Stein (in Kiehl's sense) is
necessarily affine--a remarkable difference between the complex and the
non-Archimedean worlds.Comment: 49 pages, comments welcome