Academic opportunities for summer and fall -- Self-proclaimed Baghdad mayor prepares for office amid skepticism by city residents -- Everyone's an alcoholic according to AUDIT -- Impeach Bush: I don't think so -- Sad loss at Housing Lodge -- Letters to the editor -- Wait, when did that happen? I must have missed it! -- Draw a line -- The "Get Some" mercenaries vs. Adolf Knopf Spire -- Life in the matrix -- Ketchikan corner: Student leadership conference -- New student government a sham?! -- Student spotlight: Ben Gilles, Rockstar or Farmer Joe? -- Broken word: unable to fix -- Somebody screw up already -- Way out sounds weigh in -- Post-Modern post-mortem: "Six Feet Under" review -- Help plan new student housin
