Satre receives the 2006 Red Cross Good Samaritan Award -- Accusations and scandal end the year for the student government -- Plans are afoot for upgrades to science facility -- Approaching fast: Frugal future or famine? -- Campus calendar -- US stinks at foreign relations -- Wandering through the peanut gallery -- UAS housing cult now accepting members -- Crossword puzzle -- Tim Burch disqualified as student President -- Why try do-it-yourself therapy? -- Congratulations to the 2006 graduates! -- Academic feels shadow of government -- Final thoughts -- Through the looking glass: stupid stunts -- "Tidal Echoes" hosts release shindig -- UAS student enjoys studying in Franc