Jarrard, Kyle

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YOU DON'T NEEDANOTHER SCARFJESUS CHRIST HERMESDO YOU GUYS REALIZE?DO YOURE-A-LI-ZE?What, Arnold?OHMYGOD.V .WELL IF YOU’RE EVER IN PALM BEACH OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS BILL WAITER THIS BILL HAS GOT TO BE WRONG HEY WHAT IS THIS JESUS.Have some water, Ann said.Then we'll go to Hermes.OH MY GOD.Is he always like this?Lovely, isn't it, she said.Someday, she added,I'll have to lock him up.That would be terrible, we said.Wouldn't it, she said.LOCK WHO UP?MODERN MANI'm waiting for the bus when all at once five Shetland ponies come running down the street.No one moves at first.Then the old man beside me jumps out in front of them and begins to wave his arms.Spooked,the ponies cut away onto the highway and gallop straight for the Arc de Triomphe with a thousand Mercedes in pursuit.In a minute they are out of sight.The old man comes back, dusts his flannel pants, lights a cigarette and says, I think I've seen just about everything. A couple of people laugh.Sirens begin to blare.OLD COWBOYSAVED: 2We finally got a new girl at the post office. Before, we had a couple of old hags. This one is nice, patient, and has long tanned hands. She doesn't understand it all yet but this is better than the others who worried about being sure you knew they were right, always.Now we like to go mail letters, even the bills. Somewhere, someone made a bold and perfect move.3 A.M.at the cash machine drunk as hell.15

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