Locklin, Gerald

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RIPhis favorite actor wasrip torn, and his favorite author,Washington irving.he only entered the ocean on afternoons when red flags streamed from the lifeguard towers.when drunk, he was never described as "smashed," "blotto," or "polluted."he never wore holes in the knees or elbows of his clothing, but always caught his pockets on a nail.his favorite proverb was, "as you sew, so shall you, et cetera."he loved especially the flora and the fauna of the river banks.he mastered parachuting at an early age.the logs for his mountain hideaway, he sawed in the direction of the grain.by trade he was a swindler.his forte was the clever reply.he was a student of the history of urban english homicides.his dreams invariably were of undulations.for relaxation he attended boisterous westerns.on his gravestone, the carver abbreviated requiescat in pace and forgot the periods.THE PORNOGRAPHER'S FAVORITE ANTACIDsure, rolaids spell relief,but what do tums spell backwards?141

The Pornographer's Favorite Antacid

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The Pornographer's Favorite Antacid

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