Jobe Smith, Joan

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Fat Bob was tipping 2 dimes instead of just one,and Suzie Q was getting married instead ofgetting an abortion, and two celebritieswanted to date us, and the 3 tables of El ToroMarines were back from Nam, and a customerwho was cute gave Carolee a real pearl ring,and after I danced football signals —  off sides,time out, touchdown —  to "Mony Mony," my favoritecustomer who only came in every 6 months gave me$5 and told me again that I was as funny asCarole Lombard and how for sure soon I wouldget discovered, and afterwards at Belisle'sfor breakfast, we were all still happy,and I could afford steak and eggsand a slice of fresh strawberry pie.And later in bed before sunriseI'd think how fun it had been, howsomeday I'd look back on all this and think ...but then, tomorrow was another day.FRYING PORK CHOPS TOPLESSBrandi Blue thought the topless craze would cure us all —  even The Establishment —  of our uptight ways and so she got silicone shots to size 38C to dance topless for 10 dollars an hour at the Purple Haze.Brandi Blue wasn't a very good dancer but she smiled and bumped and grinded and the guys liked it, gave her lots of tips, and one of the regulars, a pool hustler, wanted to take her to bed.Brandi Blue took him home with her and cooked him his favorite food, fried pork chops, topless, him grinning, while the pork chop grease-pops flew onto her jiggling breasts, making her nipples good and hard.I didn't approve of her frying pork chops topless, especially in front of her little girl, but Brandi Blue just tweaked, don't be uptight, be out of sight.23Brandi Blue married the pool hustler, had his son, but the pool hustler ran off with the babysitter, and the topless craze got mellow, the Purple Haze only paying $5 an hour, so Brandi Blue had to work stag parties, model for soft porn, until her silicone went bad and she had to have a mastectomy at age 29.Brandi Blue became a reborn Christian, had her name legally changed to Brandi Blue, studied real estate, tried to learn to type, went to manicurist school and graduated.Her daughter turned out to be weird and wild, her son dyslexic, and now they rent rooms in her tract home she bought with her topless dancing money.Brandi Blue had a hard life, all right, but what bums me out the most was me not approving of her frying pork chops topless.It was the happiest time of her life.A GROOVY KIND OF LOVECrazy Fred,a Registered Sexual Deviatefor homosexuality and Navy- and Nietzsche-macho, was a gentleman, my Don Quixote, and when a biker or a pool hustler called me Twiggy, he yelled at them as loud as he could,"The meat's always sweeter next to the bone,"and on slow days when I whined I only made half the tips the other sexier and bolder go-go girls did,Crazy Fred always handed me a dollar, put his hand on my shoulder, and told me I was too good for All This, and would someday marry a prince.I would never marry a prince, but on some Sunday afternoons,Crazy Fred would fatten me upon to-go steak and lobster dinners,and some Sunday mornings,when we were the only ones in Abner's 5,he'd bring me Dorn Perlgnon we'd sipfrom a coffee mug, and Melba toast,24

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