I wended my way down the walk to The Wombat\u27s winter wickiup overlooking the Wrapahammock River.  It had stormed the night before and the landscape was covered with what Iranians (the whilom Persians) call barf, but when we English-speakers more sensibly refer to as snow.  The Wombat\u27s chatelaine, Pocahontas-like in a feather chaplet, purringly raised the weighty woolen blanket serving as a door to admit me.  Gazing on her feline svelteness and chrysoberyl eyes I reflected that my friend must be a secret Encratite or Hieracite not have married this direction descendant of the Marquis de Carabas\u27 right bower

Partridge, Harry B.

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improvement, md will be, .lity of their ~. On the one If the worker :lDd ra pid in trad ition of de, almost a , the jargon. It terms, and ,ince the turn :i I, yet color­·hich is used restricted to S' made, how­and compiled by Facts on e (more than ptionally col­the diamond 3t for, grand game. Long­i with loving 1 glove takes }ickson ' s de­at age 47.'). is, perhaps, s like art or or ImagInary )p the infield :ield balls he known; I es­s to the ori­even includes an August ster's Second 'Jr colloquial. I t ~ 95 'OR'SON VISITS THE ESCORIAL HARRY B. PARTRIDGE Fredericksburg, Virginia I wended my way down the walk to The Wombat's winter wickiup overlooking the Wrapahammock River. It had stormed the night be­fore and the landscape was covered with what Iranians (the whilom Persians) call barf, but which we English-speakers more sensibly refer to as snow. The Wombat I s chatela ine, feather chaplet, purringly raised the weighty ing a s a door to admit me. Gazin g on her chrysoberyl eyes I reflected that my friend cratite or Hieracite not to have married this the Marquis de Carabas' right bower. Himself (The Wombat), togged out in a brown moleskin jumpsuit and matching fez, was lying on a pile of Hopi rugs and reading the latest issue of Woodshifters I Weekly, which he cast down at my approach. I noted that it bore the headline "Where Are You, Paul Morphy, Now that We Need You?" With a smile of welcome The Womba t offered me the bowl of chocolate-covered macadamia nuts from which he was munching. "What happy wind blows you hither?" was his greeting. Leaping in medias res I replied, "I have a bone to pick with you." "That would be difficult indeed," he answered, "for I abstain from mammalian and avian flesh and consume among water-dwellers only those that have no bones, or else I have them fileted." "Specificia lly," I continued, "a friend of mine lost a bundle us­ing a tip of yours to bet on the last presidential election. Eight years ago you pointed out that the distinguishing feature on the names of the monosyllabiC presidents of the United States -- Polk, Pierce, Grant, Taft, Ford -- is that the name only one letter with that of his predecessor. assumed that, since Bush sha res no letter at all is would win the election. He has had to flee the er climes as a result of his losses." "By the great Fum that perches only on the the arctoid logothere in not too compassionate should either have consulted me or withheld fickle female, Fortuna. The logology of names Pocahontas-like 'in a woolen blanket serv­feline svelteness and must be a secret En­direct descendant of of each one shares Quite naturally he with Ford, Dukak­country for cheap­woo-tung tree!"oathed a tone. "Your friend his offering to that does not stand still. My further analysis would have informed him that Ford I s original name at birth was Leslie Lynch King, Jr. After his mother's divorce (C) 1989 Harry B. Partridge, Fredericksburg, Virginia iI 96 from his father and remarriage young Leslie was adopted by his ample. Evel stepfather a nd renamed Gerald Rudolph Ford, j r. Hence he was house' (dul< a double junior, and his real last name was Ford, junior. Check­"Words, " ing Bush against this name we find that it has only one letter, women, oft(U, in common with it. Ergo, my rule still holds. Add ~all this The Anglo­the fact that Ford was the only one of the first five monosyllabic up to 'queepresidents who was lefthanded and that Bush is also lefthanded, or *dominic and you will be compelled to admit that Bush was eminently quali­fied for election." 1 had no rejoinder to this cogent logic and merely told the sad story of how 1 had to drive my friend to the airport to begin his exile. "He was flying to exp la ined. The Wombat turned up 1 am not really interested Mexico City, Tegucigalpa, and Caracas," his rhinarium in fine disdain. "Please, in his sordid activities, whom he intends to goose, or what he proposes to crack." "Tegucigalpa is the capital of Honduras, and Caracas that of Venezuela," I further explained. "Venezuela, Venezuela, Venezuela," murmured The Wombat, reflect­ively snapping his in that Word Ways issue David Morice, Venezuelan Spanish, the word PUTA, a fingers. "Ah yes, that reminds me of something you sent me. On page 46 of the February 1989 the Bombyleumatic of the trimester, says, 'In there's a curious slang metamorphosis involving shortening of the English-language espanol for "prostitute." If you say "jQue puta! to a little girl, it's a term of endearment meaning someth ing like "What a darl ing ~" (though it translates into English as "What a whore!").'" He paused. "By the sacred Stercorarian Stool!" exclaimed I, serving the aus­tral polymath with one of his favorite oaths. "First, you mention an etymology which I am sure you intend to question; second, you cite a puzzling word usage about which 1 intend to question you; and, third, you close your remarks with six punctuation marks! rr--­"Right you are. First, puta in Spanish has nothing whatever to do in derivatory form with the Spanish prostituta. That is, no one has conSCiously or unconsciously abstracted the letter sequence rosht from prostituta to get or to leave the abbreviation or deri­va ti ve puta. joan Corominas, the astounding ly lea rned etymologist, linguist, litterateur, and who knows what else. in his monumental and invaluable work Critical Etymological Dictionary of the Castil­ian Language (Dicciona do Critico Etimol6g1co de 1a Lengua Caste1­lana) summarizes his lengthy article thus: I Puta, uncertain etymol­ogy, probably from the same origin as the Old Italian putto, putta, "boy, girl," that is, from Vulgar Latin *pmtus, -a, variant of putus, "boy child, girl child." First documentation, Xilith cen­tury. I We have this word in the putti of art. It is related to La­tin puer' boy' and the diminutive puella 'girl, girl-friend, daugh­ter, etc. '" "I can extend your comments by pointing out how often 'girl' or 'daughter' is used to deSignate a harlot; French fille, for ex­,A, I sel, and F the words ger may b staff often whoreson m why 'a tan sir, his hi water a gl whoreson d, indo-Europe Welsh car' f "I would teenth chap za lea rns of praise. ote was onE "Hffi-m-m. I "Mot de disgust. "I ourson'lit! "Rather "since I hi equ iva lent surrender, I terloo. " "Well sai merde gets to the Lat the word the word Greek mean with an al cendant 's' in Ba lto-S1< ing 'excren of no langl has so mal recently de around to ~ "The onl' nation. "B\ culine in f the artifact 'pted by his mce he was nior. Check­, one lette r , I ~all this monosyllabic lefthanded, lently quali­told the sad to begin his Id Ca rae as," lin. "Please, n he intends acas that of lbat, reflect­of something ebruary 1989 r, says, 'In sis involving espanol for it's a term ng!" (though used. ring the a us­you mention second, you :J.uestion you; rl rna rks !;r--Lng whatever That is, no tter sequence tion or deri­etymologist, s monumental ,f the Castil­~ngua Castel­rtain etymol­putto, putta, , va riant of Xillth cen­ela ted to La­'iend, daugh­97 amp Ie. Even in Fa rsi 'daughter' can mean' whore, ' and 'daughter­house' (dukhtar-khana) means 'brothel. It, "Words," continued The Wombat, women, often go up or down on The Anglo-Saxon word for woman up to 'queen' and down to 'quean.' or *dominicellus has given Spanish "especially, it seems, those for the majorative/pejorative scale. (cwen) has gone both ways The Vulgar Latin *dominicillus doncella 'virgin,' English dam­sel, and French donzelle 'loose woman.' Not only that, but the the words 'whoreson' (son of a whore), 'jade,' 'rogue,' and 'bug­I ger' may be used in coarse jocularity, affection, or contempt. Fal­, staff often uses 'whoreson' so, as in Henry IV, Part 2 -- 'Thou whoreson ma ndrake etc.' Then, too, the Clown in Hamlet, telling why 'a tanner will last you nine year' in the grave, says, 'Why, sir, his hide is so tanned with his trade that 'a will keep out water a great while, and your water is a sore decayer of your whoreson dead body.' The word 'whore' itself stems from the same Indo-European root that has also given us Latin carus 'dear' and Welsh car' friend. I "I would also like to mention," added I, "that delightful thir­teenth chapter of the second part of Don Quixote where Sancho Pan­za learns th at hideputa (from hijo de puta = whoreson) is a term of pra ise. How right Dr. Johnson was when he said that Don Quix­ote was one of only three books that one would wish to be longer. "HiTl-m-m, 1 wonder if the name Orson comes from 'whoreson'?" "Mot de Cambronne, no!" excla imed my ursine friend in mock disgust. "It doesn I t go quite so far. Orson comes from the French ourson 'little bear. '" "Rather a sh a rp oath from you, my dear Wombat," 1 observed, "since I happen to know that that word is the five-letter French equiva lent of 's---' which, rather than 'The Guards die, but never surrender,' was uttered by General Cambronne on the field of Wa­terloo. " , "We11 sa id, dea r boy," rep lied my furry fere, "because the French merde gets its name from its sharp and biting smell, being related to the Latin mordere 'to bite.' It is semantica lly reminiscent of the word 'stink,' formed with an ancient n-infix from the root of the word ' stick,' to pierce. Merde is widely re la ted: merdei in Greek means 'robs, bereaves, hinders' and is attested by Hesychius; with an already Indo-European s-prefix we have the English des­cendant 'smart,' German schmerz 'pa in,' and there are relatives in Balto-Slavic and even Armenian. 1 know of no Greek word mean­f ing 'excrement' that is related to merde, but, 1 must say, 1 know of no language so has so many, in recently defeated around to support rich in general words for excrement as Greek -- it fact, that it is surprising that the ethnic Greek for president did not think to throw more of it his bid for the chief magistracy." "The only one 1 know is k6pros," I volunteered after some rum1­nation. "But that word is interesting beca use, although it is ma s­often . girl' culine in form, it is feminine in gender, as though to suggest that fille, for ex- the artifact that it denotes must be manufactured by both sexes." I 98 "On ly too true," concurred the sage, "and only too often forgot­ten; on any list of human and animal necessities it must be placed only after air, food, water. Now, take 'water,' for example. This exemplifies one of the most ancient and fascinating types of Indo­European words in that in many Indo-European languages the nom­inative case contains an R which changes to an N in the oblique cases, while the daughter languages have some using only Rand others using only N. For example, 'water' becomes vatten in Swe­dish. Greek has hudor, genitive hudatos 'water,' where the A has developed from a vocalic N. Well, sir, we have the same pattern in Greek skor, skatos 'dung, excrement,' very ancient. This in turn gave skoda 'dross, slag, scoria' whic1lWas later ta ken into Latin, becoming the origin of Spanish escorial 'slag heap, slag dump,' a name applied to a ham let nea r some old iron mines and in turn to the palace Philip II built there, The Escorial. In English we have two dialect words for dung, 'scarn' from Old Norse and 'sharn' from Anglo-Saxon, both cognate with 'scoria,' while the word 'scorn,' if not related in form, is certainly related in meaning in the sense of dumping scarn or sharn on someone. Fur­ther, we have Greek pelethos 'ordure, dung,' wh ich looks to me as though it were related to our word 'flat,' to which German kuh­fladen 'cow-pat' is also connected." "You're very dung-ho about all this." "Alas, no cognate of 'dung' in Greek, but there is in Slavic; compa re Ru ssian duga 'bow' (originally 'rainbow') from the mean­ing 'arch over, cover,' which itself derives from the Indo-European mean ing 'press, bend, cover.' Dung was u sed not only to cover fields, but underground chambers. "From what you have said so far," 1 interjected, "English is just as tobeshitten a language as Greek, nay even more so, because I myself, who am no authority, can think of numerous words, say, for the droppings of animals: the croteys, crottels or crottoyes of hares; the fiants of badgers and foxes; the fewmets, fumets, or furnishings of deer; the leases or lesses of boars, wolves, and bears; and the spraints of otters. Then, of course, puer or pure is the spec ific for dog dung." The Wombat was not slow to object, "But those are all words of French origin, pertain to the language of hunters, and no longer occur in literature, with the exception of 'pure' which is still used in tanning. In Greek we have such words, too: muskelendra J mouse dung.' huspelethos 'swine dung,' oispote and oispe, the droppings of sheep and goats. apopatema, those of the fox, hippo­tilos 'equine diarrhoea,' kuneia 'dog dung,' and the simple onis 'the droppin gs of the ass,' or, to be more specific, 'of the don­key. '" He stopped to draw a breath and munch more macadamias, after which he continued. "Then there is 6nthos 'excrement of an imaIs.' as well as minthos 'human excrement.' The latter looks suspiciously like minthe 'mint,' a plant with a sharp odor. I will forgo comment on the pre-Greek or Pelasgic word ending -nth- or -inth-. Then there is tilos 'ster­cus liqu idum' and khesma, ekpa tos, ap6patos 'stercus solidum' ... " "Stop!" "There's "I don't but enough "All rigr produce an: borhood lee smiled; he "Higry p syllables! " "A hobson in the OED 'sacred bit according t only had the lack of The Poca of various of some so afternoon a discussing t LANDE In Jal query ANGRY City, she l-\. she a [the Englis 'em ... smiths as 'a ing'. ing d you, t lcient. This later taken 'slag heap, i ron mines Escorial. In m Old Norse Jria,' while , related in ·meone. Fur­looks to me :;erma n kuh­m Slavic; n the mean­do-European tly to cover "English is so, because words, say, or crottoyes ets, fumets, wolves, and ,uer or pure e all words ld no longer ich is still muskelendra oispe, the fox, hippo­simple onts 'of the don­macadamias, 1 as minthos :nthe mint, ' le pre-Greek , tilos 'ster­Jlidum' ... " 99 ften forgot- "Stop!" I cried. "We are up to our knees in it!" be placed "There's more!" ample. This es of Indo­ "1 don't want to hear it! Ordure may be heaven's first law, es the nom- but enough is enough." the oblique "All right, dear boy, but what would you do if you could notonly Rand produce any? I'll tell you. You would consult your friendly neigh­ten in Swe­ borhood leech and he would recommend a h igry pig ry." The Wom ba t ~ the A has smiled; he felt he was getting the last word anyway. arne pattern f "Higry pigry indeed, dear Wombat -- these are mere nonsense syllables! " "A hobson-jobson, yes; but nonsense, no. Look up higry pigry in the OED and you will find its origin in the Greek hiera pikra 'sacred bitters,' -- a cathartic made of aloes and canella bark, according to Webster 1I. So we see that the ancient Greeks not only had a plethora of words for excrement, but the remedy for the lack of that pl-ethora. Ah, here we are!" The Pocahontas pussy had brought in a frail of figs and fruits of various kinds, cheeses both hard and soft, and foaming mugs of some sorbile sarsaparilla decoction. We spent the rest of the afternoon and evening supping, singing, and playing ombre while discussing the miscellanea that fill our lives. LANDERS SLANDER In January 1989, columnist Ann Landers published a reader IS query asking for the two words in addition to HUNGRY and ANGRY that end in -GRY. Directed to George Scheetz of Sioux City, Iowa, she quickly learned more about -GRY words than she wanted to know. Rejecting most of Scheetz IS 48 words she allowed only MEAGRY, AGGRY, and PUGGRY. "I'm sure [the rest of Scheetz's words} appeared in some musty old English dictionary, but if I can't find them, I don't count 'em • •. I decided that William Sa fire, one of the premier word­smiths of our time, was right when he described word games as 'a hoax designed to provoke hours of useless brain-rack­ing '. I am ashamed to tell you how many hours I spent chas­ing down words w seven dictionaries ... I don't know about you, folks, but I have had enough of word games for awhile. II I 

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