In lieu of an abstract, below is the essay\u27s first paragraph.
\u27Meow,\u27 I say as I patiently wait for my owner to change the litter box. Ah, what a life! I have to do nothing. I can simply lay around and play and eat and sleep if that\u27s what I chose to do. What could be better? Wait, I think I hear her coming, my owner that is. She is a nice enough person
