We classify two-qubit commuting Hamiltonians in terms of their computational
complexity. Suppose one has a two-qubit commuting Hamiltonian H which one can
apply to any pair of qubits, starting in a computational basis state. We prove
a dichotomy theorem: either this model is efficiently classically simulable or
it allows one to sample from probability distributions which cannot be sampled
from classically unless the polynomial hierarchy collapses. Furthermore, the
only simulable Hamiltonians are those which fail to generate entanglement. This
shows that generic two-qubit commuting Hamiltonians can be used to perform
computational tasks which are intractable for classical computers under
plausible assumptions. Our proof makes use of new postselection gadgets and Lie
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