We summarize recent work in which we attempt to make a consistent model of
LHC physics, from the Pyramid Scheme. The models share much with the NMSSM, in
particular, enhanced tree level contributions to the Higgs mass and a
preference for small tan {\beta}. There are 3 different singlet fields, and a
new strongly coupled gauge theory, so the constraints of perturbative
unification are quite different. We outline our general approach to the model,
which contains a Kahler potential for three of the low energy fields, which is
hard to calculate. Detailed calculations, based on approximations to the Kahler
potential, will be presented in a future publication.Comment: LaTeX 2e/ 9 page
