Welcome to college. Your parents have big expectations for you: get good grades, learn to domesticate yourself and maybe even find that special someone. They are also anticipating that you will return home for Thanksgiving break a little more “doughy” than you were on move-in day. We say, do them one better. Why settle for a “freshman 15” when you are fully capable of the “freshman 40”? Grab a donut, and we’ll take you through these glutinous guidelines
