We study electrical transport in a strongly coupled strange metal in two
spatial dimensions at finite temperature and charge density, holographically
dual to Einstein-Maxwell theory in an asymptotically AdS4
spacetime, with arbitrary spatial inhomogeneity, up to mild assumptions
including emergent isotropy. In condensed matter, these are candidate models
for exotic strange metals without long-lived quasiparticles. We prove that the
electrical conductivity is bounded from below by a universal minimal
conductance: the quantum critical conductivity of a clean, charge-neutral
plasma. Beyond non-perturbatively justifying mean-field approximations to
disorder, our work demonstrates the practicality of new hydrodynamic insight
into holographic transport.Comment: 6 pages. v2: more references, minor changes. v3: published versio