Colloidal nanoplastics present technological opportunities, environmental
concerns, and measurement challenges. To meet these challenges, we develop a
lateral nanoflow assay from sample-in to answer-out. Our measurement system
integrates complex nanofluidic replicas, super-resolution optical microscopy,
and comprehensive statistical analyses to measure polystyrene nanoparticles
that sorb and carry hydrophobic fluorophores. An elegant scaling of surface
forces within our silicone devices hydrodynamically automates the advection and
dominates the diffusion of the nanoparticles. Through steric interaction with
the replica structure, the particle size distribution reciprocally probes the
unknown limits of replica function. Multiple innovations in the integration and
calibration of device and microscope improve the accuracy of identifying single
nanoparticles and quantifying their diameters and fluorescence intensities. A
statistical model of the measurement approaches the information limit of the
system, discriminates size exclusion from surface adsorption, and reduces
nonideal data to return the particle size distribution with nanometer
resolution. A Bayesian statistical analysis of the dimensional and optical
properties of single nanoparticles reveals their fundamental structure-property
relationship. Fluorescence intensity shows a super-volumetric dependence,
scaling with nanoparticle diameter to nearly the fourth power and confounding
basic concepts of chemical sorption. Distributions of fluorescivity - the
product of the number density, absorption cross section, and quantum yield of
an ensemble of fluorophores - are ultrabroad and asymmetric, limiting ensemble
analysis and dimensional or chemical inference from fluorescence intensity.
These results reset expectations for optimizing nanoplastic products,
understanding nanoplastic byproducts, and applying nanoplastic standards