Of all real Lagrangian--Grassmannians LG(n,2n), only LG(2,4) admits a
distinguished (Lorentzian) conformal structure and hence is identified with the
indefinite M\"obius space S1,2. Using Cartan's method of moving frames,
we study hyperbolic (timelike) surfaces in LG(2,4) modulo the conformal
symplectic group CSp(4,R). This CSp(4,R)-invariant classification is also a
contact-invariant classification of (in general, highly non-linear) second
order scalar hyperbolic PDE in the plane. Via LG(2,4), we give a simple
geometric argument for the invariance of the general hyperbolic Monge--Amp\`ere
equation and the relative invariants which characterize it. For hyperbolic PDE
of non-Monge--Amp\`ere type, we demonstrate the existence of a geometrically
associated ``conjugate'' PDE. Finally, we give the first known example of a
Dupin cyclide in a Lorentzian space