And he lost his patent clothes wringer his fam'ly umbrella [text varies with each verse] [first line of chorus]
Written and Composed by Frank D. Bryan of the "National Trio."
Deception, Debts, Spouses, Diseaseas, Money, Mentally ill persons
Publisher: M. Witmark & Sons, 839 & 841 Broadway
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